I keep buying Cosmo and I don’t know why. Listen I know it’s not News Weekly or anything but I expect more! It should just be called nineteen magazine or very vague sexual
positions for dummies.
You always wonder what male pop star’s wives are like. I have to say after watching “Married to Jonas”, I actually really like Dani Delisa Jonas. She just seems super down to earth and normal. I give this duo married youngsters credit ( I give credit when credit is deserved). I honestly think this is one reality show where they will stay together, the wife is not a ridiculous fame hungry spoiled brat, and you actually root for her.
I watched last season and liked her. However, Im super happy she’s getting her own gigs this season on the show. I mean gracious doesn’t even explain how she is when she gets these jobs on the show.
Plus, her family seems super funny and down to earth. Usually I make fun of this crazy pop culture world we live in. Today I felt the need to say something nice about a fellow down to earth Jersey Girl!
It’s been a few months and I’m still kind of heart broken someone (to me at least) was like a sister could just cut ties so fast. I still don’t know what I did. I’m not perfect, I have grown up. I did
make mistakes. I’m not even angry even though my brain and others
have suggested I should be. Im
no saint but I was going through one of the hardest times in my life personally and health wise. However,
I went out of my way to try to get to the bottom of this and fix it. If you know me I don’t do this, unless I think it’s worth it.
When I was a senior in high school I started a new job. One of the girls i was currently friends with didn’t like I was buying everything I wanted or would rather pick up a shift than sit in a basement.I rather make 200 in cash than shit talk whatever friend wasn’t there at the time. So I actually had the balls to be like no I don’t want to give up my weekend shifts. That summer after graduation she did everything under the sun to ruin my life. She
made me believe i was being stalked, she harassed me online, she even told someone she planned on robbing me after a shift one night.
The worst was I thought everyone hated me from my town, our friends
in common, and whoever else. I was in such a low place I didn’t want to leave my house.
In reality, I made more friends removing that negative energy from
my life than when I was in that group of girls.
It’s pathetic even as this age I still have trust issues with girls and friendships. I just am sad. I really miss her. I should be happy I’m healthy and well. I am of course, I’m just upset at times. I feel foolish too for really just doing everything I could to really show someone you’re like family. I still don’t know if I made a mistake doing that or I will always just be like this!?
Okay… so I’m a little shocked myself I have only seen maybe one or two episodes of Teen Mom. However, I watch and read enough celeb gossip to know a little thing or two about them. Here’s a few thoughts by yours truly on the tv show.
1. Although, you can’t blame Teen Mom Farrah Abraham for stretching her 15 minutes of fame. “Back door” should not be in the title considering you wouldn’t of got pregnant in the first place hence you used that “style” shall we put it. Is there an inside message here? Is she telling teens if you’re not gonna wait Til marriage go for the back door? Maybe she is doing a campaign to not get pregnant? Back Door babies no more?
2. Did someone fill her in that first you leak the sex tape than cry and claim its cruel someone would do this to you. Than you settle with Vivid behide a backdoor… I mean closed doors. I mean this is kind of a first?!? I mean rumors yes but just saying hey I’m with child and I want 1 million for a back door sex tape?!?!! Genius or stupid? You decide!
3. Now all the other teen moms from the show are calling her slutty and dumb. When one of the teen moms calling her names Janelle missed her court case for a Ke$ha concert?… Moving on.
4. Why not Playboy, Hustler, do a line of something, she took shake what your Momma gave you to a whole other level a second time. I mean this girl should of spent some money on a publicist or a manager.
In conclusion, I wish I went into PR. I would help a lot of d listers become at least C listers maybe even b- listers?!
I think since my birthday in August, my untraditional way of thinking about marriage & relationships has changed. Its still not on the same level as most girls. It’s just I don’t know if an egg timer was set or it’s a phase.
Thank goodness my people are being portrayed in the media now! When I say my people I mean…Quirky Weird at times awkward nice girls with a sense of humor yet
lack balance.. I wish I made that sound more appealing right now but it’s late. How can I put this???
A lot of girls I know don’t have a sense of humor about themselves.
I never realized this until I was dating someone about 2 years who told me I was funny two weeks into dating. However, he had a weird look on his face. “Girls are funny”, I said. He told me he never knew any and it’s rare. I thought about it and although most of my friends were hysterical, he was kind of right. Than I thought I’m sure a lot are but hold back to not seem silly,weird, or manly.
Growing up I got use to the words quirky,ridiculous, and those are really just the 2 nice ones I can think of. I said what was on my mind, I didn’t care if I fell into a plant at a club, I would not hold back my feelings on music, I laughed at jokes, I quoted movies, I was loud, talkative.
I worked at a restaurant at 17 to 24 where you had to hold your own and speak up. You lose your shyness real fast in a group of late 20 something men who are constantly busting your chops about everything.I had a lot of embarrassing moments. You had to own up to them or cry in the bathroom. I choose the first option( most times). The thing is about me I laugh a lot at things that have happened in my life. If not at the time, after it. I don’t know if I find the humor in every situation or it wasn’t really that bad to begin with.
One time I think I had a Friday off and I must of drank a hell of a lot. That next day it took everything for me to go into work. The end of the night all servers get assigned side work. Side work would be breakdown different parts of the kitchen, break down beverage, wash the floor in the kitchen, etc.
Saturday night it gets nuts so your constantly running in and out of the kitchen, pushing the doors in and out, running all over the place. In a daze a heard my friend Angelo yell, “What is that?” I walk in the kitchen mortified one of my Victoria Secret silicon filled chicken cutlet aka fake boob inserts was lying on the drain floor. I guess in a hungover state while getting ready for work I clearly missed a big step. REMOVE FAKE BREASTS.What’s a girl to do but suck up her pride, grab it,rinse it off, and go to the bathroom to not be lopsided. It must of fell out of the HUGE sleeve I had and I never knew.
I’m a petite girl, my server shirt was 100000 times too big. It was a men’s serving shirt. Of course te restaurant had more big sizes than small ones. However, the restaurant paid for dry cleaning you would just toss it in a linen bag at the end of the night. Unfortunately, the Guido I worked with loved fitted clothing. So most nights I be rocking a men’s medium or large because he would jack the only small. So my embarrassing moment that night was all due to a Guido and his love of tight shirts even at work….THANKS!
We grow up and see the sexy and smooth female characters on tv and movies. Although I may be ok on the eyes and I do have a be hide close doors sexiness at times. This is usually totally taken over by my awkward and ridiculous side. I wouldn’t exactly call me Jessica Rabbit more like Jessica Day. Which is why when I first saw New Girl I thought someone was following me an writing about my life.
I tap dance randomly, often laugh at my own jokes, I love arts and crafts,have my own sense of style, rock pocohantos headbands, very open about my psychic hotline obsession, and I am candidly honest which leads to me putting my foot in my mouth way too much.Hmmm what else…A boyfriend once left me in the woods when the police came on my 18th birthday, I cry at episodes of family matters, and My iTunes looks like a hardcore 30 year old man and a mall loving pop listening 16 year old girl share the account, and you know what I’m fine with it! This is me!
I’m just happy shows like New Girl, The Mindy Project, Whitney, etc.show we are like this! Also, in movies women like Kristen Wig, Tina Fey, Rashida Jones, Aubrey Plaza, Jenny McCarthy, Melissa McCarthy, etc. Yes, we are funny too! We can be silly and stupid but hey we can be sexy at times! You can have a sense of humor and sex appeal. I wish when I was in high school these chicks were more in the public eye.
That’s why I was always so obsessed with Jenny McCarthy growing up. I was like wow this chick is funny and acts stupid but guys still think she’s hot. Be yourself. Laugh at yourself. It’s like what my friends and I use to say years ago….Love you, love everything about you, thinking about being you for Halloween!